Humiliation phone sex with Marlow

I get off on humiliating twisted shit perverts like you who call me up, pulling at your icky man stick and breathing heavy. The only way you’ll ever engage a hot woman like me in conversation is having to pay for it. LOL! And the only way you’ll turn a woman like me on is telling me your pervo fantasies and letting me laugh at you. If you have a small cock, even better, but it’s not a requirement. In fact, some of you losers with long dongs have no idea what to do with that big man stick and are still unable to pleasure a woman. Loooooooozzzzzzerrrrrrr!

So if you get off on humiliation and degradation phone sex, let me get off with you. Me, by laughing at you and cutting you down to size; and you by getting a stinging tongue lashing!

Marlow

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One look at me, and your friends are instantly jealous that you have such a hot wife. They flirt with me when you’re not around and are shocked when I openly flirt with them right in front of you. I just laugh and whisper in their ear that I don’t let my wedding ring dictate how many lovers I can have. Isn’t that right, honey?

Yes, you murmur and look crestfallen. Awww, little cuckie, it’s okay. If you’re lucky I’ll let you watch your best friends fuck me senseless. Funny how they’re no longer jealous of you anymore. LOL!

Gemma

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Hey shit for brain, it’s time for me to put your piehole to good use – as in toilet training. I’ll train you to be the best toilet slave evah, but it takes lots of practice. I’ll laugh so hard when you grimace and try to get out of this ultimate act of degradation for your Mistress. Some of you might be okay with the golden showers part, but that’s just the beginning. After all, if you want to be a real toilet slave, you’re going to have to take some of the hard stuff – as in turds. LOL! So while you’re staring at my luscious ass, just remember that something brown will soon be coming out of it and into your mouth. LOL!

Now sniff my farts and get ready…

Marlow

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Hey fucktard, make yerself useful and be my human ashtray. Human ashtrays are the BEST because they grimace when I flick hot ashes in them. HAHAHAHA! Oops, and then if I miss your wet tongue and I get your dry lips with a hot ash…double HAHAHAHAHA!

I get off on the power I have over using you like an object. I also love putting out my cigarette on tender skin – like your tongue, between your balls, or the tip of your pathetic cock. Talk about a grimace. HAHAHAHAHA! God, your cries are total music to my ears.

Absinthe

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Quit farting around, toilet slaves. It’s time for you to get well acquainted with my asshole. You’ll know it intimately, as well as the slimy nuggets that come out of it. LOL! Whether you’re new to toilet slavery or you’re a veteran shit gobbler, I expect you your mouth to be at my beck and call 24/7. That’s what slavery is all about, riiight?

Now get down on your knees and get ready to suck out some of my Baby Ruths because I’m a little constipated right now, and that’s where shit slaves like you really come in handy. LOL!

Marlow
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Can you hold your breath for a long time? Uh, never mind – you don’t need to answer that question because I really don’t care. I’ll figure out if you can’t hold your breath for long when you start flailing your arms and legs about as I sit my royal ass right on your face. I love smothering losers like you, feeling the panic rise in your whole body as you wonder if I’ll let you breathe again. Well, impress me enough and I just may let you gasp for air…before I sit myself right down on your face again. If you don’t impress me enough, I’ll fart in your face and make you pass out. LOL!

Absinthe

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Hey, fuckity faggedity fucktards. Whazzup? Better be your dum dum stick when you’re thinking about sucking cock for Me. Yeppers, you’re gonna do it…be My bitchboy. Suck on foot long schlongs for Me cuz that’s what gets Me off. I wanna hear you choke and gag and upchuck…all for widdle ol’ Moi! That’s the only way you’ll get Me off, Faggedy Andy: by going gay for Me and inhaling a bunch of cocks. Then when your mouth gets tired, offer your ass to any random stranger. Go on…get busy looking up where the nearest glory holes and biker bars are. Then call Me when you’re rrrreadddy to go gay for Moi! HAHAHA!

Abso-fucking-lutely Absinthe!

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Your scat mistress is here.
Worship me.
Golden showers, brown showers, Roman showers, all kinds of scat phone sex gets this Scat Mistress wet, in every way.
Your place is under your Scat Phone Sex Mistress, eagerly anticipating my shit filled asshole, serving as a human toilet.
On your knees, crawl to your scat mistress, beg to feed.
You will drink my piss, eat my shit, and worship every fluid leaking out of your scat fetish mistress.
Maya
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Long time, no talk assholes…So what ya all been doing? Jacking off, thinking about mommy lol? Don’t make me laugh. Well, I guess it is time I pleasure you all with one of my amazing blogs again, I bet you are all very happy now, aren’t you?

Last night I got a great call with M. M is one of my regs who has been bugging the hell out of me wanting me to post a blog about him. So M, here ya go fuck wad!

M loves to have his ass fucked, not just fucked, I’m talking stretched, bruised, bleeding, fucking ripped the hell open! My my my, I need more of these abusive calls!! I love ripping into his ass and fucking him with Rhino horns, and shoving his ass down on flag poles and letting him hang there from his ass LOL…SO FUNNY! I fucking love it!

Brittney
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Hey, fucktards! Let me introduce myself. I’m Mz. Absinthe – like the drink…addictive and irresistible. I’m also merciless and a total sadistic bitch who likes to chew men up and spit them out. One of the things that cracks me up to no end is you half-men: men whose dicks are less than 7 inches.

Ick!

Or maybe you have a longer dick, but it’s as thin as a pencil or a cigarette.

Ick!

So why not make lemonade out of lemons! Me laughing at your birth defect. HAHAHAHAHA! I’ll tell you what your girlfriend or wife has been too polite to tell you about your lil dickie. And yes, women really do cringe when they see your pinkie dickie and how horrifically small it it. I can’t wait to laugh my sexy ass off at your below-the-belt punch line. HAHAHAHA!

Absinthe

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